I don’t wear much jewelry. I appreciate it and see the beauty in it, but I generally don’t pay it… Read more Choke Hold

I don’t wear much jewelry. I appreciate it and see the beauty in it, but I generally don’t pay it… Read more Choke Hold
I do not have a long neck. It is not slender nor elegant nor beautifully curved. A standard neck with… Read more Oh, My Neck
The sentence, ‘These aren’t the thyroids you’re looking for’ is not funny. I’m ashamed of myself for even thinking of… Read more Funny Ha Ha
Birthday! Birthday! It’s my birthday. Astrologically I’m a cancer and recently this little crab has been weathering a bit of… Read more Smokescreens & Magazines
With the current climate as it is I sometimes wonder why I made the decision that I did. Why did… Read more Third World Series
It’s dark. Dusk. Early morning. I’m awake. I have to pee. I don’t want to get out of bed. The… Read more Rainy Season
A fancy party. A fancy evening. A posh evening. After attending a BBQ held at a rich person’s house I… Read more French Crudités
The cheers are loud and wholehearted. Filling my newly brightened apartment. They come from the people of the neighborhood. The… Read more Lights Out
Not until I was almost there. I didn’t notice until I was almost there. I walked 1.2 miles. Or 2… Read more Booty Booty Everywhere
Imagine the scene: A hot & sunny afternoon in Bangkok. Imagine yourself the player: A portly, awkward American gal. You’re… Read more Fat Man in a Dress