I don’t wear much jewelry. I appreciate it and see the beauty in it, but I generally don’t pay it… Read more Choke Hold
Oh, My Neck
I do not have a long neck. It is not slender nor elegant nor beautifully curved. A standard neck with… Read more Oh, My Neck
Funny Ha Ha
The sentence, ‘These aren’t the thyroids you’re looking for’ is not funny. I’m ashamed of myself for even thinking of… Read more Funny Ha Ha
Smokescreens & Magazines
Birthday! Birthday! It’s my birthday. Astrologically I’m a cancer and recently this little crab has been weathering a bit of… Read more Smokescreens & Magazines
Third World Series
With the current climate as it is I sometimes wonder why I made the decision that I did. Why did… Read more Third World Series
Rainy Season
It’s dark. Dusk. Early morning. I’m awake. I have to pee. I don’t want to get out of bed. The… Read more Rainy Season
French Crudités
A fancy party. A fancy evening. A posh evening. After attending a BBQ held at a rich person’s house I… Read more French Crudités
Lights Out
The cheers are loud and wholehearted. Filling my newly brightened apartment. They come from the people of the neighborhood. The… Read more Lights Out
Booty Booty Everywhere
Not until I was almost there. I didn’t notice until I was almost there. I walked 1.2 miles. Or 2… Read more Booty Booty Everywhere
Fat Man in a Dress
Imagine the scene: A hot & sunny afternoon in Bangkok. Imagine yourself the player: A portly, awkward American gal. You’re… Read more Fat Man in a Dress
