Clam Bake! Or How My Vagina Steam Was Way More Authentic Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s

Searing the Tuna. Steaming the Dumpling. Sweating the Onion. Blanching the Asparagus. Steaming the Cabbage. Washing the Cat. Husking the Corn. Baking the Clam. Wetting the Limestone. So many euphemisms. It started with a wall posting. One of them new fangled Facebook wall postings. It was from a friend. It was from a friend telling me that I needed to try something and then report … Continue reading Clam Bake! Or How My Vagina Steam Was Way More Authentic Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s